JUSTICE
Washington, D C, April 15, 2008: HIS HOLINESS POPE BENEDICT XVI THE HIGH PRIEST AND GOD OF FORGIVENSS arrived in the nation’s capitol to supervise THE HOLY RITUAL OF FORGIVENESS TO CLEANSE THE SOULS OF THE FAITHFUL AND THE NATION OF THEIR CRIMES AGAINST HUMANITY, THEIR FELLOW MEN AND THEMSELVES, AND RESTORE THEIR VIRGINITY.
The foremost of the procedures was to fill the Pope’s coffer with gold and then the ritual began. The ingredients of this Holy Ritual are holy water and prayer.
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By johnhatch, April 17, 2008 at 17:45If the Pope really 'believes', shouldn't he fill the papal jet's fuel tanks with holy water? I wish George would try that on Air Force One.