Big Brother's Evel Dick: I'm As Evel As They Come

I went to the AVN (Adult Video Network) this weekend. You go into this corporate world, there are cubicles, but then there are blow-up f*ck dolls around, paddles and whips. It’s a trip.

The president is a huge fan. The guy’s mother works there, and that was kind of odd. She was like, “Hey want some porn?” I was thinking, I’m not sure if I’m comfortable with this (laughs).

Part Of The Big Brother World

I wouldn’t be part of the new Big brother if I wasn’t happy with it. Last year there were certain things I wanted in order to do it, and quote unquote I "got it," but when it came down to it, I really didn’t get anything. I pointed that out when they came to me and asked me to do the show again.

The first reaction when I told them I wanted to interview the evicted house guests was, “Oh I don’t know there are lots of security issues and stuff,” and was like, "Yeah I know I’ve been on the show."

Season 10 And The New House Guests

It’s easy for me to judge sitting on the outside and not living on ‘the show’, but this season seems pretty boring. I’ve been watching and I’m still having a tough time with everyone’s names.

In my opinion, which doesn’t mean sh*t, Season 9 looked for too many over-the-top personalities...too many extreme personalities with no one there to reel them in, while my season was so much more conservative. It just seems like overcompensation. If this season they have a guy with one front tooth, next season they’d get someone with no front teeth.

Jerry And Renny: You have Rumpelstiltskin in there, losing his voice, losing his teeth.