The world helps Americans wall themselves in!

Dateline: 2010 Vancouver, Canada.
This June the great organizer and Bon Vivant Bud Oracle has organized the first work party for the “Wall in America” project of the unprecedented third term, self appointed, President George W Bush. The free laborers were recruited from all over the planet and have been named by Bud, “Fencers Without Borders,” and have come in response to America’ promise to stay behind the three 50 foot tall barriers running in parallel. The center structure will extend to fifty feet below the ground and will deter even the most aggressive gophers and/ trained Al Queda moles. This is in response to evidence obtained via clandestine ops interrogations, the results of which maintain that Osama Bin Ladin has been busy holed up in a cave, training special ops rodents, specifically moles, to carry out attacks under American soil. The authorities claim that the fence is high enough to stop a tall terrorist from vaulting over it using any AK 47 pole vaulting system presently known to man.
The work is planned to proceed quickly, because President Bush claimed that he would not leave office until America was safe behind a security fence. This he claimed to be his duty to America by divine command to disregard the constitution, in order to counter the terrorist threat.

When the prisoners gave up the information during aggressive, but of course legal interrogation, George W Bush, retreated to the lump in his bed and heard the lord speaking from a cave like crevice. He asserted that his heart was moved to defend America at all costs by the divine voice emanating from the strange, moist, sweet smelling, orafice. The voice spoke and said, “George, build me a wall.