The Odd Ducks Swimming At The Pickton Trial

I would like to start with the pair of young men who had come down from Whistler to check out the trial. In case you are planning on coming to court, one of the first things you need to know is: don't bring a water bottle; you won't get it in. Water bottles are not allowed. It's not my rule; it's the guys' in the tan uniforms - you know, the guys with the guns on their hip.

After it was mentioned the young men would not be allowed to bring their bottle inside, there was a heated exchange between them and the guards in the second security line, and the men decided they would hide the water bottle somewhere. Um, another problem: the guys in aforementioned tan uniforms walk around with the mirror on a stick for security checks, which they do fairly often. They will find a hidden item and because it is "hidden" it will cause a security commotion. Just don't do it.

Well, after these blokes had decided they would try hiding said bottle on their person (because no one will notice a Nalgene bottle under your shirt!!), they grabbed a chunk of floor and had a seat. What came next, I truly was not at all prepared for. Small talk is small talk. In a line up, usually one is aware of ones surroundings and conducts themselves accordingly. Nope. Not these Ross Rebigliati wannabees...they started talking about the merits of their porn collections.

Yup. You heard me right.